Monday, March 3, 2008

Tupperware Anyone?

And so I've been asked many times to be a Pampered Chef consultant, Stampin Up demonstrator, Financial Planner, Scrapbook Consultant (even though I don't scrapbook; Oh be quiet, stop looking at me w/that shocked look.) Anything that puts you on a pyramid scheme or sales scheme, I'm always a bait to these "jobs". It's like some big @ss lighted up arrow above my head that literally points me saying, "Pick her! Choose her! She's right here!" You know like that blinking Buca di Beppo sign? It has individual light bulbs around it and it flashes inside the letters to grab your attention? Well, i'm referring that "look" but only it's an arrow. Imagine that arrow pointing down on top of me, blinking away like the Buca sign. Yeah you get what I mean right?
Long Story short...I decided to host a catalog party so that I can afford to replace the ones my boys abused from their dish washing and from them nuking them in the nuker. As I placed all my orders through, I noticed the business kit is a real deal and I wanted to buy it w/my host credits and dollars. Not quite sure how it all worked, I asked the Tupperware consultant if I could and inquired about what it takes to be a consultant. An email and a phone call later....
I am officially a Tupperware consultant. (As if I don't have more sh*t to do)
Ladies, friends and family, tell your friends and family about me and if you or anyone you know that wants to buy Tupperware or host a party.
Don't worry, she promises not to swindle any of you into to be a consultant.
Amazing...I can't believe I just did this an hour ago........TUPPERWARE ANYONE?

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